All About the Alphabet

A- A is for Aardvarks. They're some of my favorite animals in the whole world. The only one I don't like is Arthur from the Arthur books. He's annoying. Aardvarks are one of my favorite animals because of how cute they are and also because of how nice and sweet they are. When I was three year's old I got to pet one and it licked my hand a lot. It felt like my hand had a piece of silk wrapped around it.

B- B is for bothersome. I like to bug my brother as much as possible and piss him off as much as I can. It is also fun to hurt him because it makes him cry. He's a huge baby. But don't worry it's all in good fun.

C- C is for cranky. Whenever I don't have something good to look forward to after school I always come home cranky. C is also for Cranium, which is one of my favorite board games because of how varied the challenges in it are.

D- Dogs are definitely my thing. I cannot stand cats (besides kittens). Every cat I've ever met has tried to claw me, scratch me, bite me, or harm me in some way. I like dogs because of how much affection they show and because of how loyal and obedient they are.

E- is for likes to be entertained. I can't stand being bored especially on weekends. If not for great teachers like Mr. Feilder I would be bored in school too.

F- F is for Fridays. Fridays are my favorite day of the week because I actually get to stay up past 7:30, which is my bedtime. I also like them because on them I can procrastinate and don’t have to do my homework.

G- G is for guitar. I play guitar and it’s my favorite instrument. G is also for grease, which disgusts me. Every time I eat a slice of pizza or something else greasy I have to wipe off the food so that my arteries don’t get clogged.

H- H stands for horror movies which I dislike even more than grease. I just can’t stand having things pop out at me. All things like that scare the poop out of me.

I- I am for interested in the world around me. I like to learn new things, especially things about history. I stands for IKEA too. I absolutely hate shopping there because of how long my mom spends looking for stuff.

J- Jack is my name. I think that Jack is a cool name because of all the cool people that have it. Jack Sparrow, Jack Bauer, and Samurai Jack to name a few. J also stands for jive turkey, which I think, represents me well. I’m not very cool and act kind of nerdy sometimes.

K- K is for Kalahari. Kalahari is a water park that I got to go to with my class in 7th grade. It was really cool, even though it was cold, and was one of my best experiences at middle school.

L- I think that I am a pretty lucky person. I’m lucky to have all the things that I do. L stands for loud mouth as well. While most of the time I am quiet sometimes I can go a bit overboard and blurt things out too much.

M- I absolutely hate the video game company Microsoft. They have terrible customer service and don’t treat their customers well. Their products also break after only like 6 weeks.

N- N stands for nark. When I was younger I used to tell on people a lot. But don’t worry, I got over it. N also stands for narcissist. At time I can be very narcissistic and rude.

O- O is for Oasis, one of my favorite bands. I got into them about 2 years ago and have been hooked ever since. O is for origami too. I used to be really good at it and could even at one point make a swan in under 1 min.

P- P is for parties, one of my favorite things to go too. Although I don’t get invited to a ton of them the ones I have been to I have immensely enjoyed.

Q- Q is for quadratic equations, one of y least favorite equations in math ever. I just can’t seem to understand how to do them and each time I see one on a test or quiz my heart drops like a ton of bricks.

R- R is for respected. Believe it or not I don’t think anyone genuinely hates me even though I am mean sometimes. R is also for Red Hot Chili Peppers, my favorite band by far, even more so that Oasis.

S- S stands for smart. I know it sounds like I’m bragging but I’m not trust me. I have been in smart classes all my life.

T- Tigers are my favorite animals. In fact in second grade I changed my name to Speed Tigershark. Unfortunately however the name didn’t stick and I was forced to go back to Jack.

U- U is for underpants. I genuinely dislike them and don’t find them comfortable in the slightest. I’m a boxer brief man. U is also for unintelligible. My words are sometimes slurred and or hard to understand.

V- V is for varsity band. That’s my least favorite class right now and I really wish I could switch out of it with a burning desire. The teacher is not very nice and the class is all out boring.

W- W is for West. Adam West that is. I think it’s funny how many cameos and guest appearances he does nowadays and he seems like a cool guy. W also = Wow Wow Wubzy, my least favorite show on nick jr. that my brother, for some reason, enjoys immensely.

X- X is for xylophone. It is my instrument of choice in band class. That doesn’t mean I like it. It’s just what I’m forced to play.

Y- is for Yu-Gi-Oh, my favorite card game from age 7 to 12. I really hate it now and hate the animated show even more.

Z= zoo. I love seeing all the different animals and exhibits, especially the ones at the Detroit Zoo. Although I cant help feeling bad for the animals. I know that they have a good life though so I still enjoy it.